Beyonce

I love Beyonce. I will be her in the next life. She's ridiculously beautiful. So talented and crazy HOT! We share the exact same birthday by the way so we're totally kindred spirits. I think we are alike in a lot of ways. Such as:

1-She's black. I'm not but I wish I was.

2-She's married to a famous rapper. My husband is also white and totally nerdy but he has sweet dance moves.

3-She's a multi-millionaire. I'm completely poor but I'm rich in blessings.

4- She just had a baby and named it a weird name. The names I chose for my children are totally normal and traditional but their cute personalities are weird and quirky.

See....we have a lot in common right?

She sings a song called "Love on Top." I love all Beyonce songs but really? There are at least 6 key changes in that song and I hate it. If you ever need me to do the Single Ladies dance for you, just ask. It would be my pleasure to make your day.