1-She's black. I'm not but I wish I was.
2-She's married to a famous rapper. My husband is also white and totally nerdy but he has sweet dance moves.
3-She's a multi-millionaire. I'm completely poor but I'm rich in blessings.
4- She just had a baby and named it a weird name. The names I chose for my children are totally normal and traditional but their cute personalities are weird and quirky.
See....we have a lot in common right?
She sings a song called "Love on Top." I love all Beyonce songs but really? There are at least 6 key changes in that song and I hate it. If you ever need me to do the Single Ladies dance for you, just ask. It would be my pleasure to make your day.