
Here are my favorites:
Dwight- "I'm going to randomly select three names, and these three people will get liposuction...okay......Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin....and you will be responsible for your own medical expenses."
Kelly- "I'm on the 3rd day of my cleanse diet. All you have to do is drink maple syrup, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and water for all three meals. I just bought some bikinis online, size 2 so....I'm gonna look amazing."
Jan-"Remember last week when that girl went missing? Guess who's candles they used for the vigil?"
There are so many more!!!! What was your favorite quote or part??
Here's my favorite of all time! (I am apologizing in advance for the language.) Sung to the Oompa Loompa song.
Andy-
"Oopma, Loompa, Doopidy Dawesome,
Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome!
Why did he leave he was such a nice guy?
No he was not, he was a total douche. Doopidy doo."
Ha ha! Yes! Now you.....go!